Some days I want to take the cards I have been dealt…
And give them to someone else. Preferably someone who has a better hand and is using it to take an ego trip of explosive proportions. -.-
But that’s not how poker works, is it? No, I’ve never been quite good at this game. However, in the great poker game of life, I’m going all in with shit cards, putting on the best poker face I can.
So far, it’s worked. And I can’t wait until the moment when you fold because you think I have the upper hand when really you just finally got it in your thick skull that anyone can win so long as they don’t give up. So long as they… play the cards right. The cards that they’ve been dealt.
(Okay, it took a while to work that analogy out in my head. Yay for the philosophical moment of the day.)
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Oregon Trail… the game
wagon you are drunk
Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart.
Wagon has died of Dysentery.
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard at anything before. I can’t breathe. Someone help. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING.
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5th grade
- friend: spell ICUP
- me: I-C-U-P
- everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
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GUIZE IF YOU EVER WANT TO OPEN A PORTAL OF HELL
PUT A NOKIA CELLPHONE IN THE MICROWAVE.
WHAT DID I JUST WATCH.
WHAT DID I. JUST WATCH.
YAY ITS BACK
THIS SHITS ME UP EVERY TIME
i was
not expecting this
I may or may not have just shit my pants. O.O
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I think you mean cananabananailism
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